Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Overdosage

Harry Potter is a pervert!
He went "wingadium leviosa" on Hermione and, and!
And lifted her mini skirt.

The end.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Her Diamonds

This funny feeling...
Is it lovesick?
Or sick of love?

Cihhh, annoying bugger.































Friday, August 7, 2009

155

Usual Mondays
Tiring Tuesdays
Busy Wednesdays
Lengthy Thursdays
Something-in-a-week-to-look-forward-to Fridays!
Jumpy Saturdays!
Depressive Sundays...

=(

Friday, July 31, 2009

Elastic

Cheers to getting locked out of my own house with a Rubik's Cube!


Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The English Way


Call it cross-country or whatsoever. I'm just gonna call it...
MERENTAS DESA!

Yea, probably one of the very few school events I'd love waking up at an unearthly hour for.
Anyways!
It's this Friday!
WOOT WOOOOOT!
=DD


On an entirely different note...
If you's got Facebook( CLICK! BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU DON'T, A NINJA STEAMROLLS A BABY PANDA. ),
GO PLAY GUITAR GEEK!

It's the most LMAOZOMGWTFBBQ game marn!
( Please think of the pandas... )

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Porcelain Heart

I have a feeling I'm gonna have to pay a visit to a psychiatrist sooner or later in life.
Heh.
=/

Oh oh! And and!
Taylor Swift almost made that Jonas Brother movie worth checking out!
ALMOST.
=p

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

To The Rats

Honestly, I never like troll-ing on the internet.
BUT honestly, I've been seeing a damn lot of faggots around lately.
Hell must have finally run out of space for lowlifes like you people eh?

What sort of faggots am I talking about?
Why, it's those people that have been posting "RIP MJ" or whatsoever alike everywhere.
That's right.
I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU BASTARDS.

Did you lot actually listened to his songs while he was still alive?
Yes? Well, good for you. I salute thee for that.
NO? Way to go genius, you just proved yourself a scumbag. Congratulations, I hope you sleep well at night now knowing that you've been lying to yourself.

When he was accused of molesting a little boy, ask yourself this. What were you doing about it?
Supporting him? Or making pedophile jokes about him?
Or going " MJ? Oh no, never heard of him. Is he some new fairy tale character?"

And weeks before he died? Where the hell were you if I may ask?
"MJ's making a comeback!"
Or "MJ? Oh yea sure. Whooptee-dhooptee-doo. What next?"
Or " Michael who?"

Now he's DEAD!
HOW GREAT EH?
Now suddenly EVERYONE knows him and mourns over his passing.

Ask yourself this again moron.
Where were you before he died?
And where will you be months from now?
Still mourning? Or finally deciding to be honest with yourself and say " Michael who?".

With all these cursing of YOU LOT, I'm suppose you would like to know how I was on this matter?
Well, I admit that I'm not and wasn't much a fan of his. The last time I actually paid attention to his songs were ages ago. I also admit that I made pedophile jokes about him as well.
Happy? How am I no different from you lot then?
Because I don't grow a second skin over the first and preach "RIP THE GREAT MJ" to the open dumbass.

So I would like to conclude by congratulating you lot.
Yes. YOU LOT.
Congratulations, you have just shown yourself to be a two-faced filth with skin thicker than a tank and have happily and gladly eaten down whatever the media has shoved down your throat.
I hope you live your life well knowing that.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Little Wonders

Would I be out of line if I said;
I miss Doraemon,
There were times when I could be nothing but carefree,
I miss the times I would get into trouble,
I could smile without realizing it at times,
I miss the times I didn't know anything about the other gender,
I ought to be moshing,
Times I could just hang out every weekend,
I miss the pranks,
I miss all 'em dirty jokes,
It's been long since I was got wasted,
Once being able to speak my heart out,
The feeling of trepidation when getting busted is just epic awesome,
I miss the times when everyone was teased with their father's/mother's/girlfriend's/boyfriend's/crush's name,
I wanna be cycling,
I miss 'em moshpits,
I miss getting punked,
I miss the times we were teased about the people we like or SUPPOSEDLY like,
I miss cuddling in bed whenever it rains in the morning,

So would I be out of line if I said;
I miss you.

Monday, May 25, 2009

City Of Delusion

Three-One
It seems ever so long.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Three-one

Patience is a virtue
as I quote a friend.
But how long could one wait,
when I've waited for what seems to be eternity.

In eternity, hopeful yet doubtful.
I tell myself over and over,
good things come in time.
To only discover myself being hypocritical

Tomorrow it shall be,
I always think.
Only to wake up to the same face;
despair and disappointment.

Lie. Lie.
I keep this up
only to push myself further,
and crash face-first harder

But wait I will.
because that is all I can afford.
Patience is a virtue,
and good things come in time.

In time.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Untitled

I. AM. NO. EMO!
*bangs head on table*
>=(

Monday, May 11, 2009

Ruh

Since i've been getting called something i'm not quite oftenly...

Rules and regulation of the tag :

#All 21 people must do unless you don't have a blog.

#Write the names of 16 friends you can think of in your head.

#And then answer the questions, say you're guessing if you don't know,

#But at least guess on all of them.
#After doing this,tag your 21 unlucky friends to do the same!

1. Benedict

2. Bernard
3. Connie
4. Bug aka Daniel Chan Jr. aka Shih Ping aka Ship
5. Jordan
6. Joshua Khoo
7. Joshua Ooi
8. Kah Heng

9. Leonard

10. Rachel Yeoh
11. Sarah

12. Wil Shen
13. Wilson

14. Yan-Y

15. Ying Shan

16. Ying Shu

17. Thern

18. Yvonne

19. Cassandra

20. Ben Teoh

21. Eugene


1. how did you meet 7 (Joshua Ooi)?
- uhh, was it cg or church or both? or was it tuition? or captain ball?

2. What would you do if you and 15 (Ying Shan) had never met?
- no one to bug me to watch Step Up ,lol.

3. What would you do if 20 (Ben Teoh) and 1 (Benedict) dated?

- i no comment, =X

4. Have you seen 17 (Thern) cried?
- photos ada ler, lol.

5. Would 4 (Bug) and 16 (Ying Shu) make a good couple?
- still no comment! =X

6. Do you think 11 (Sarah) is attractive?

- wah. trick question ka?

7. What is 2 (Bernard)'s favourite colour?
- probably the colors that make his mouth water, lol.

8. When was the last time you talked to 9 (Leonard)?

- should be Saturday ler.

9. What language does 8 (Kah Heng) speaks?

- rojak lar to make it short.

10. Who is 13 (Wilson) going out with?

- LOL.

11. Would you ever date 17 (Thern)?

- BAHAHAHAHA! no.

12. Where does 18 (Yvonne) live?
- somewhere in the middle of everywhere lar.

13. What is the best thing about 4 (Bug)?

- Demigod! nyek nyek.

14 What would you like to tell 10 (Rachel Yeoh) right now?
- put a banana in your earr~, x)

15. What is the best thing about 20(Eugene)?

- my answer machine in school, x)

16. Have you ever kiss 2 (Bernard)?

- WHA?!

17. What is the best memory you have of 5 (Jordan)?

- i know there's this oneeeeeee time we laugh our heads off like nothing. but i can't remember it already, =p

18. When's the next time you're going to see 4 (Bug)?

- tomolo~

19. How is 7 (Joshua Ooi) different from 6 (Joshua Khoo)?

- isn't it kinda obvious already? lol.


20. Is 2 (Bernard) pretty?

- pretty space-occupying if you ask me, lolol. no offense yea? x)

21. What was your 1st impression of 15 (Ying Shan)?

- she got nice phone weh. x)

22. How did you meet 3 (Connie)?

- church kua? or captain ball ka? =S


23. Is 5 (Jordan) your best friend?

- can say so kua? lol.


24. Do you hate 12 (Wil Shen)?

- he too stim to be hated lar! x)


25. Have you seen 18 (Yvonne) in the last month?

- gott.


26. When was the last time you saw 16 (Ying Shu)?

- tuition ka? =p


27. Have you been to 5 (Jordan)'s house?

- yup yup!

28. When's the next time you'll see 10 (Rachel Yeoh)?

- Saturday ler. unless we somehow bump into each other before that.

29. Are you close to 11 (Sarah)?

- okok kuaa? lol.


30. Have you been to the movies with 4 (Bug)?

- yea yea!

31. Have you gotten in trouble with 8 (Kah Heng)?

- almost, x)

32. Would you give 4 (Bug) a hug?

- maybe a bear hug!


33. When have you lied to 3 (Connie)?

- did i did i?

34. Is 11 (Sarah) good at socializing?

- she is friendly you know, lol.

35. Do you know a secret about 8 (Kah Heng)?

- x)


36. Describe the relationship between 12 (Wil Shen) and 18 (Yvonne).

- do they even know each other? lol.


37. What's the best thing about your friendship with 9 (Leonard)?

- Wayne's follower lar he lately, x)

38. What's the worst thing about 6 (Joshua Khoo)?

- got ar? lol.

39. Have you ever had a crush on 12 (Wil Shen)?

- for crying out loud...


40. How long have you known 2 (Bernard)?
- a year or so only ler.

41. Does 11 (Sarah) have any boyfriend?

- i dunno~

42. Have you ever wanted to punch 1 (Benedict) in the face?
- make peace, not war.

43. Has 21 (Eugene) meet your parents?

- nope nope~


44. How did you meet 11 (Sarah)?

- cg or church ar?


45. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3 (Connie)?

- don't hit girls, =p

46.Do you live close to 7 (Joshua Ooi)?
- not really.

47. What is 8 (Kah Heng)'s favourite food?

- girls, hahaha. just kidding ar.

48. What kind of car does 1 (Benedict) have?

- i dunno also lerr~

49. Have you traveled anywhere with 9 (Leonard)?

- don't think so ler.

50. If you give 14 (Yan-Y) a $100 , What would she / he spend it on?

- IF i gave her the money, x)

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Redundant Hypocrisy

What once gave his word,
now a nameless heir apparent,
a mere shadow of what you claimed.
The catalyst of your damnation.

When everything turns to nothing,
pathetic,
shameless,
you're so far gone already.

Bastard whoreson bloated with lies from the serpent like mouth of his,
Choke on your own words;
the venom you drip for hypocrites.

Every word said, crucified and forsaken.