Unto Others

Once upon a time in the Vatican City, a large number of Singh illegal immigrants entered into Vatican. Upon seeing this, the Pope obviously wasn't pleased at all. Despite how troubled the Pope felt, he knew he had to solve this problem without causing any arms raised so he called for a wordless debate.
On the day agreed by both parties, they met up at St. Peter's Square. The Pope started off the debate by making a circle with his hand and then pointing away. The immigrants representative responded by pointing down. Intrigued, the Pope held up 3 fingers and the Singh help up only 1 finger. Finally, the Pope took out a piece of bread and a cup of wine and the Singh responded by taking out an apple.

The Pope stepped down and returned to his people looking very pleased. His right-hand man asked why so and the Pope announced that the Singhs were allowed to stay as long as they wanted. Shocked, his people asked him why. The Pope explained that when he made a circle and pointed away with his hand, he was implying that God is everywhere but he is in Heaven right now and the Singh reminded the Pope that God is right here now as they speak by pointing down. When the Pope took up his 3 fingers, he meant that they worshiped the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The Singh yet again reminded him that they still worshiped one God although He is known as 3 different entities. Finally when the Pope took out the piece of bread and cup of wine, he was speaking of the body and blood of Jesus. The Singh's response of taking out an apple meant their origin of sin. Seeing the Pope's explanation, the people of Vatican City also welcomed the Singhs with open arms.

Onto the Singh's side now...
When the Pope stepped down, the Singh representative stepped down as well. His people asked how did it go. The Singh was annoyed when the Pope made the circle with his hand and pointed away. The Singh thought that the Pope was asking the lot of them to get out and responded by pointing down which meant that they were staying no matter what. When the Pope took up 3 fingers, the Singh intepreted that as they had 3 days to leave but having nowhere to go, he took up only 1 finger to say "FK YOU!". And his people questioned him about the last part of the debate..
Singh people : Why did you take out an apple when that Pope fella took out the bread and wine??
Singh representative: How should I know?! That fella took out his lunch so I took out mine!!

I know. I'm bored though I should be studying.
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And please don't sue me for racism or anything, I didn't mean any harm and I'm broke as it is already...